Being a Paramedic means that you spend alot of your time in Emergency Departments… these are some of the nursing jokes that I’ve heard over the years…

1. When a Doctor is really annoying you and you can’t get rid of him/her… print a random ECG out and ask him to analyse it for you…

2.  If the Doctor is still annoying you… ask him to have a listen to all your patient’s chests…  

More to come soon…

Australian Paramedic