EMT Jokes


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EMT Jokes

These are the jokes for EMTs and Paramedics… just for laughs…

EMT Joke 1

What’s the difference between a man with no arms and a paramedic? – the man with no arms has an excuse for not lifting anything.

EMT Joke 2

Why do you call a paramedic a “frog?” – Everyone they touch crokes…

EMT Joke 3

How many paramedics does it take to change a lightglobe? – One, he just holds the globe up, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

EMT Joke 4

What’s the difference between God and a Paramedic? – God doesn’t go around with the delusion that he’s a Paramedic.

EMT Joke 5.

Turning your lights and sirens on will “actually” convince people to move out of your way… – has never happened.

EMT Joke 6.

“Its only a little needle”

EMT Joke 7.

“I have to insert this little needle in your arm… I promise this wont hurt me a bit…”



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